The little package that could

I haven't posted in a while, so I thought I'd share the story of a sweater my wife ordered two weeks ago. By posting this information, I'm probably in violation of the terms of use on UPS's website, but...:

Package Progress:

Date/time	Location	Action	Miles to destination
Dec 2, 2005
5:29 P.M.	US	BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED	N/A
8:26 P.M.	LOUISVILLE, KY, US	ORIGIN SCAN	729
Dec 3, 2005
8:28 A.M.	LOUISVILLE, KY, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	729
10:32 P.M.	HORSHAM, PA, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	25
Dec 9, 2005
7:53 A.M.	NATCHITOCHES, LA, US	OUT FOR DELIVERY	1364
7:53 A.M.	NATCHITOCHES, LA, US	AN INCORRECT ROUTING AT A UPS FACILITY CAUSED THIS DELAY;THE PACKAGE WAS MISSORTED AT THE HUB. IT HAS BEEN REROUTED TO THE CORRECT DESTINATION SITE	1364
6:45 P.M.	NATCHITOCHES, LA, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	1364
10:30 P.M.	SHREVEPORT, LA, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	1353
Dec 12, 2005
12:09 A.M.	LITTLE ROCK, AR, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	1240
6:53 A.M.	LITTLE ROCK, AR, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	1240
4:22 P.M.	DECATUR, IL, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	855
8:52 P.M.	DECATUR, IL, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	855
11:41 P.M.	HODGKINS, IL, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	800
Dec 13, 2005
12:34 A.M.	HODGKINS, IL, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	800
Dec 14, 2005
4:47 P.M.	SECAUCUS, NJ, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	71
Dec 15, 2005
10:30 P.M.	SECAUCUS, NJ, US	DEPARTURE SCAN	71
Dec 16, 2005
12:22 A.M.	LAWNSIDE, NJ, US	ARRIVAL SCAN	26
5:42 A.M.	LAWNSIDE, NJ, US	OUT FOR DELIVERY	26
11:50 A.M.	BURLINGTON, NJ, US	DELIVERED	0

The distances are estimates of the driving distance according to Google Maps. The order of events has been flipped from the usual way UPS presents it for dramatic effect. There were no arrival scans reported while the sweater was in Louisiana.