Amusing lunchtime discussion

Patriotic fervor for fun and profit:

1. Propose anti-flag burning amendment. Get enough legislative action behind it to be taken seriously by the media.
   
2. In the media furor that follows, spread the message far and wide that burning the American flag is deeply, deeply offensive to Americans, especially the Americans in power.
   
3. Sell highly flammable American flags to enemies foreign and domestic.